Saturday, December 29, 2012
Nut Crackers? No, Nutcrackers!
Kelly: Where'd you put the nutcrackers?
Andrew: Umm, I'm not sure.
Kelly: Didn't you just put them away? Are they in the basement?
Andrew: No, they're in one of the cabinets.
Kelly: In the cabinets? But they might fall off the shelf.
Andrew (getting confused): Who cares if they fall?
Kelly (becoming alarmed): They'll break!!
Andrew (getting more confused): Yeah... so, what?
Kelly: I like them! Are they padded with something?
Andrew: ...What are you talking about?
Kelly: The nutcrackers!
Kelly: The big ones I just bought (gesturing their size)!